solar death to all crap

How can I possibly have so much crap? I’m clearing out the last of the boxes that have been sat gathering dust in storage for months now and there’s a few things that the charity shops just won’t take and even the most resourceful hoarders at car boot sales won’t look at. What’s most ridiculous is the 3 large and cumbersome, yet otherwise perfectly functioning, computer monitors that I know would be valuable to someone in this world. But here – nobody wants them. And to recycle them costs £55! Perhaps I should have some fun.